Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...