Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...