Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...