The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...