I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...