The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...