Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...