Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...