Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...