Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.