Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...