Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...