There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...