A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...