Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....