A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...