Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...