Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...