Strange grants given
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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...