The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...