Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...