Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...