Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...