Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...