Fish jokes 06
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What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...