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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....