What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...