Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...