How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...