Did you hear about the blonde that…
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Lily!
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A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Golf Genie
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Gift tombstones
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A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...