Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...