One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...