God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...