A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...