If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...