I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!