Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...