Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!