Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....