No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...