Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...