For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...