Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...