The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...