Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...