Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...