Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...