Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...