Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...