Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...