Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...