Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...