Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...